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Numpty

A person who has gone and made a fool of oneself; with excessive amount of drug use, specifically frying one’s brain and disengaging in all use of basic motor functions.
A numpty
Damn, He’s gone and fucked himself. What a numpty.
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Numpty

Someone who acts/ looks like a ballbag. Could use some major help.
My girl friend mallory was being a Numpty today.
by Bonestead July 31, 2022
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Numpty

Omg Stacy you’re so numpty!!
by BibBoobBub July 1, 2021
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Super Numpty

Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.
'Pay, you have loads of money man'

'Um...No?'

'Dont be such a Super Numpty'
by AntonymPsuedonymAntonym August 4, 2009
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Numpty

A silly person who has done something stupid or funny

A lighter version of stupid, idiot, dumb
When Gary trips over the clearly obvious box in front of him, Shira would say "Oh what a numpty"
by BlueWatermellon September 2, 2019
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numpty

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.
That douche is such a numpty!
by Nathan April 25, 2003
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Numpty

Silly, annoying and weird all in one. Its a friendly insult that should be taken as a joke
Wow Will you're such a numpty😂
by Tanqueesha March 2, 2019
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