Numpty

A person who has gone and made a fool of oneself; with excessive amount of drug use, specifically frying one’s brain and disengaging in all use of basic motor functions.
A numpty

Damn, He’s gone and fucked himself. What a numpty.

by Bellzgotem February 14, 2024

Numpty

Someone who acts/ looks like a ballbag. Could use some major help.

My girl friend mallory was being a Numpty today.

by Bonestead July 31, 2022

Numpty

To be ugly or stupid

Omg Stacy you’re so numpty!!

by BibBoobBub July 1, 2021

Super Numpty

Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.

'Pay, you have loads of money man'

'Um...No?'

'Dont be such a Super Numpty'

by AntonymPsuedonymAntonym August 4, 2009

Numpty

A silly person who has done something stupid or funny

A lighter version of stupid, idiot, dumb

When Gary trips over the clearly obvious box in front of him, Shira would say "Oh what a numpty"

by BlueWatermellon September 2, 2019

numpty

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.

That douche is such a numpty!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

Numpty

Silly, annoying and weird all in one. Its a friendly insult that should be taken as a joke

Wow Will you're such a numpty😂

by Tanqueesha March 2, 2019