Maurer Nug

Once upon a bowl packing a young lad with the name of Maurer staggered to the table to contribute to the glorious toke session. He reached his hand in his pocket and out pulled the tiniest nug of all. He spoke in a quiet timid voice “I have this.” He dropped the tiny nug into the bowl and they lit up.

Maurer Nug-noun-The tiniest nug that is place on top of the bowl of a, pinchie, hookah, bubbler, double bubbler, triple bubbler, bong, steamroller, peace pipe, or any other smoking utensil not mentioned here.

"Hook me up with a Maurer Nug!"

"Does any one have a Maurer Nug?"

by Heimdog April 1, 2007

fug nug

an all around fucktard, dickweed, assrat bastard, that can easily be mistaken for a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

Gawd Jen is such a fug nug, i could just betch slap that shet bag.

by jenniferlewisisawhore December 19, 2008

nug jug

A glass sometimes plastic jar used to hold your dank stash of grass.

Dang! There must be 6 kinds of bud of in your nug jug.

by WhosCheefed December 14, 2005

sweet nugs

the best compliment you can give someone or something.

Dang son, that new phone is some sweet nugs.

by godofuedo October 29, 2009

nug bugs

Crabs or other bugs that live in your pubic hair. A serious case is usually called "Sailor's Nug Bugs."

John - "Somebody call the doctor!"
Mike - "Why?"
John - "I've got a bad case of Sailor's Nug Bugs!"
Mike - "I told you not to go to Tijuana!"

by Sharon22 June 18, 2006

Lil Nug

A badass mutha fuckin lesbian who is an amazing chef.

Once you get with Lil Nug you give them boys the shrug.

by Beck&Cat November 21, 2010

T Nugs

Those pellet bowel movements that are super hard and small. They often come in bunches of about a dozen, similar to rabbit turds.

I ate some medicine, and then like a day later, I dropped a few T Nugs off at the pool. Then they had to drain the pool.

by Beano McFadden April 22, 2006