sir douche nozzle

1.A person who usually has slight authority or seniority to others around them and tells others what to do in a dicky way.

2. Bosses people around with a negative attitude while looking down to them.

You would never believe what Sir douche nozzle just told me to do, Who's that? Steven after his promotion

by medicineballer April 7, 2017

charizard douche nozzle

in insult for people who are cocky nerds who act condescending when you don't know something or don't understand something right away.

John: I don't get it.
Ed: Geez, it deals with limits. Duh!
John: You're such a Charizard douche nozzle!
Ed: What?
John: You don't know?! Gosh you're dumb!

by jigglypuffer:) December 2, 2010

douche nozzle rejects

the greatest band to ever live.. the next big thing. with the best beat maker and lyrical artist ever known to live. also known as DNR

sound- "were not kiwi kids but were so fuckin rad...."
kid 1- "damn bro who is tht?. tht shit is dope"
kid 3- "its douche nozzle rejects theyre so fuckin great"

by callmerockstar March 25, 2010

shozzle my nozzle

suck my dick.

Bender: Shozzle my shiny metal nozzle.

by Dj gs68 September 18, 2003

Douche Nozzle

Anyone that makes you mad.
Someone named Willy.
A cheater.

(Playing Xbox online) You killed me you F***en Douche Nozzle.

by The Darryl October 9, 2008

Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle

The act of inserting a hydraulic hose into another man's anus until he bloats up or explodes from the pressure.

Hey , can you give me a Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle?

No! That would hurt!

I know, it's my fetish ;)

by Benji is a Legend July 25, 2016

senior douche nozzle

1. A guy who is usually of foreign decent that acts like he is the center of the world and treats everyone else a 2nd class citizen.

2. A male who belittles people in a condescending manor to make himself look more important.

look at him being a "senior douche nozzle" in front of those girls

by medicineballer April 2, 2017