Notch Break is an synonym for masturbation.
It was first created after Notch (creator of Minecraft) tweeted about how depressed he was.
It was first created after Notch (creator of Minecraft) tweeted about how depressed he was.
Guy 1: Have you read Notch's tweet about how depressed he is? He is a real wanker.
Guy 2: Well whatever I'll make a quick Notch Break now.
Guy 1: Eww, I don't want to know if you jack off.
Guy 2: Well whatever I'll make a quick Notch Break now.
Guy 1: Eww, I don't want to know if you jack off.
by Trending new Words October 7, 2016
Get the Notch Breakmug. A notch is a line of the eyebrow missing. How it occurs: a person claims that they will or could achieve something ludicrous. Notch is then called and if the action isn’t completed the person who stated the claim receives a notch.
Owen: I could have a threesome tonight if I wanted.
Matt: Notch
Owen: Fuck, there’s no way I find two girls. I guess I deserve a notch.
Matt: Notch
Owen: Fuck, there’s no way I find two girls. I guess I deserve a notch.
by Tinderboi September 30, 2021
Get the Notchmug. by Jay Silmirez October 14, 2019
Get the Notchmug. A punishment of being cocky
If someone says " I'm going to kill u " and somone calls "notch" they get to shave a piece of your eyebrow
by QwertyQ1 September 6, 2016
Get the Notchmug. by shshus April 3, 2022
Get the shy top notchmug. A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.
Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.
“No thanks, please return to your work area.”
“No thanks, please return to your work area.”
by Philosophyforthepeople October 3, 2025
Get the Notch 8mug. An exceptional female.
by LongStroke69 August 18, 2018
Get the top notch hoemug.