by scotlandyard May 09, 2006
Scottish Syndrome is were you appear different in every single photo, on facebook it is hard to tell if you hot because even in your tagged pictures its like a new person every photo.
by WhosBen April 17, 2011
A bitter and twisted, usually bigoted, denizen of Scotland (a.k.a. North Albania) who still lives in the 14th Century. A Scottish Nationalist will often contend that his country has "the English jackboot" on its neck, when in reality, Scotland is a nation full of workshy freeloaders, content to pick up their giro and get wasted on Buckfast. "Jackboot on the neck"? No, more like Scottish lips welded to the English nipple, and sucking furiously.
"Shall I go to work today? No I dinnae have to. I'm a Scottish nationalist, and the bl**dy English will pay my giro"
by Grim^Reaper October 11, 2007
Usually tall, fat, round-faced wearing too short a skirt, more fake colourings than you can count. Burka would be a blessing for your eyes. Broken faces.
Signed, a loving Scottish guy.
Signed, a loving Scottish guy.
I had to vomit on my way here because I ran into a Scottish girl.
(Now that's a bit harsh. They aren't that bad. From, the loving Scottish guy.) (Most of them are that bad! From the German guy)(Definitely ugly, according to the Spanish guy) (Broken from the American guy.)
(Now that's a bit harsh. They aren't that bad. From, the loving Scottish guy.) (Most of them are that bad! From the German guy)(Definitely ugly, according to the Spanish guy) (Broken from the American guy.)
by Devans101 April 26, 2011
by bassplayer2493 November 07, 2009
When you announce your intention to depart from a party and start saying goodbye to people, and you also try to get your friends to leave with you, but are ultimately unsuccessful and end up staying.
Randy began a Scottish goodbye - he's been telling people he's leaving for the last three hours and he's still here!
by Travizzle October 04, 2014
When one gentleman is anally penetrating another, he stuffs both the penile shaft and testicles into the rectum. Following this, the 'giver' ejaculates, creating a "meaty filling".
Once the carnal act is completed, the 'giver' withdraws, but due to the sticky concotion, the reciever's rectum prolapses, crating a sleeve around the filling, which closely resembles a scottish haggis.
Once the carnal act is completed, the 'giver' withdraws, but due to the sticky concotion, the reciever's rectum prolapses, crating a sleeve around the filling, which closely resembles a scottish haggis.
by Cornelius Feltch February 08, 2011