slang for "smirnoff ice". Use this term when you are in a public place or near adults who wouldn't think kindly of you tryna get Smirnoff Ice.
Underage Individual: Yo dude, you tryna get me some noffs?
Bogs: Yeah bro, my man is visiting his grandparents in East Jesus, he'll be right up to buy us some. It's only like 14 hours.
Underage Individual: Woordddd.
Bogs: Yeah bro, my man is visiting his grandparents in East Jesus, he'll be right up to buy us some. It's only like 14 hours.
Underage Individual: Woordddd.
by Booo Radley August 13, 2008
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When one encounters a "Nofundo" while accompanied by friends of any gender, they must say "Nofundo" and make the hand motion described below. Not doing this is a violation of the guy code section 4.A.XIII, paragraph 8, line 6.
Arms must make a crossing motion and head must be turned side to side as if saying "no". Very similar to the "You're out" motion.
When one encounters a "Nofundo" while accompanied by friends of any gender, they must say "Nofundo" and make the hand motion described below. Not doing this is a violation of the guy code section 4.A.XIII, paragraph 8, line 6.
Arms must make a crossing motion and head must be turned side to side as if saying "no". Very similar to the "You're out" motion.
Girl with way too much black eyeshadow and a shirt that is obviously too small to everyone but her.
Guy A: What kind of disease do you you think she has?
Guy B: No need to be rude, man.
Guy A: You're right... Nofundo (Does the aforementioned motion)
Guy A: What kind of disease do you you think she has?
Guy B: No need to be rude, man.
Guy A: You're right... Nofundo (Does the aforementioned motion)
by Ds14 October 23, 2006
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Get the NOFB mug.A cult mainly of people who used to masturbate 5 times a day to porn and now abstain from fapping altogether.
Ignorant of the fact that there is a middle ground between the two extremes of either not fapping at all or doing it 10 times a day, or that you don't need porn to masturbate and that it can be a pleasant experience when not taken to the extreme.
They believe their life is ruined when they "relapse", that is, to break their streak of days without "PMO" (Porn-Masturbation-Orgasm), and that abstaining will give you powers such as: confidence, a deeper voice, enhanced muscle growth, a presence that will attract females and so on. Of course, you'd lose them if you relapse.
Mostly based on anecdotal evidence found on /r/nofap.
There are studies to this, for example "A research on the relationship between ejaculation and serum testosterone level in men." by Zhejiang University, that can be summarized as follows: On the 7th day after abstaining, there is a peak in testosterone levels with an average 45% increase of the base level. The day after, it quickly drops back to normal and doesn't reach a peak anymore.
Ignorant of the fact that there is a middle ground between the two extremes of either not fapping at all or doing it 10 times a day, or that you don't need porn to masturbate and that it can be a pleasant experience when not taken to the extreme.
They believe their life is ruined when they "relapse", that is, to break their streak of days without "PMO" (Porn-Masturbation-Orgasm), and that abstaining will give you powers such as: confidence, a deeper voice, enhanced muscle growth, a presence that will attract females and so on. Of course, you'd lose them if you relapse.
Mostly based on anecdotal evidence found on /r/nofap.
There are studies to this, for example "A research on the relationship between ejaculation and serum testosterone level in men." by Zhejiang University, that can be summarized as follows: On the 7th day after abstaining, there is a peak in testosterone levels with an average 45% increase of the base level. The day after, it quickly drops back to normal and doesn't reach a peak anymore.
"Hey guys, I did NoFap for 12403 days now, and today a girl gave me her number. NoFap totally works!"
"Today, I relapsed after 46 days and I can see the results already. I feel weak, tired and lost my confidence. Do NOT EVER relapse!"
"Today, I relapsed after 46 days and I can see the results already. I feel weak, tired and lost my confidence. Do NOT EVER relapse!"
by Peterbok August 4, 2018
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In their minds they will strut around as if they're a 9 or 10, when in fact they are closer to a 4.
In their minds they will strut around as if they're a 9 or 10, when in fact they are closer to a 4.
Man!! That girl at the bar with the nice booty is one fine snowflake, but her loud assed friend with the jacked up grill and dogtag is a NOFLAKE.
by C.A. Stallworth April 23, 2006
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person 2: "oh thats my sisters account shes really lazy and never gets her ass up to take a damn picture and add it!!"
person 2: "oh thats my sisters account shes really lazy and never gets her ass up to take a damn picture and add it!!"
by snakeeaterfan July 7, 2008
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