Subway Worker

A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.

Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch

by Pubestache September 16, 2016

The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.

"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"

by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014

Subway Simp

Someone who thinks subway is good and they are stupid

:Ur a subway simp
:stupid noises

by Edwardomazing August 13, 2020

Subway dick

1) a dick that is THICK and 6 inches
2) a dick that is a foot long

"I have a foot long dick"
"Oh so a subway dick?"
"I guess..?"
"Cool... me to bro"
"Ah"
"Wanna see it?"
"Only if I can touch it"

by Userlolz July 13, 2023

subway cumshot

a footlong subway sandwich with only mayonnaise on it.

Friend 1: “Hey man you got something on your face.”

Friend 2: “Sorry I was at subway. I ordered the subway cumshot”

by stiltmaster August 29, 2022

subway arms

When a person's arms are so thick and meaty, they might as well have been bought from subway.

"Hey Smith, how much did your arms cost?"

"Oh, these subway arms? They were $9.50 with a Fanta."

by epic slut October 19, 2008

subway girl

combination of every hot girl in the world. Call someone subway girl if you don't know her name and she is a combination of every hot girl in the world.

holy shit that's a hottie
i think ill call her subway girl

by subway girl lover July 2, 2016