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Get the rock my shit mug.not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
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Get the spank my shit mug.When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.
Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt
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A meal ordered through the McDonalds drive through that turns out to be the wrong order, but you have already started to drive away. You are pissed if you have to turn around and return it, but just as pissed you didnt get what you paid for.
can be reffered to as a
2)
Biggiesized McShitty- When its your 3 yo kids who get the McShitty insted of their McHappysack, and you have already started to drive away.
A meal ordered through the McDonalds drive through that turns out to be the wrong order, but you have already started to drive away. You are pissed if you have to turn around and return it, but just as pissed you didnt get what you paid for.
can be reffered to as a
2)
Biggiesized McShitty- When its your 3 yo kids who get the McShitty insted of their McHappysack, and you have already started to drive away.
1)
Driver: hey dude, can you pass me the double cheeseburger i ordered, im fuckin hungry.
Passenger: Damn it, they gave you a McShitty instead.
2)
3yo kid: whhaaahaaaaaaahaaa!!!!!!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN HAPPY MEAL!!!! Whahwahhhhahhaaaaaa!!!!!
Driver: For christs sake, did they have to Biggiesize that McShitty.
Driver: hey dude, can you pass me the double cheeseburger i ordered, im fuckin hungry.
Passenger: Damn it, they gave you a McShitty instead.
2)
3yo kid: whhaaahaaaaaaahaaa!!!!!!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN HAPPY MEAL!!!! Whahwahhhhahhaaaaaa!!!!!
Driver: For christs sake, did they have to Biggiesize that McShitty.
by CHOUL aka Patches O'Houlihan August 30, 2007
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