A word describing someone who thinks they are funny but their jokes never hit.
Or someone that smells like shit and you have no other way to describe the way they stink.
“You’re literally a musty flake”
Or someone that smells like shit and you have no other way to describe the way they stink.
“You’re literally a musty flake”
by RealOG6ix9ine October 19, 2020
the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.
Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 23, 2025
used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.
Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."
Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."
Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."
by i like ur mom March 27, 2022
The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022
A Sticky and rank scrotum. Usually a result of not showering for a while or not properly shaking it after urination.
Garth: Dude I felt so bad, Bethany was craving some D last night so she started giving me a blowie- but I had not showered in a while so I know she was dealing with some musty nuggets.
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed
by Mr. Woodshop Teacher September 30, 2022
by aasdasdasdasdasdad October 29, 2021
When something has such a musty scent/feel, that it mentally affects your feelings and well-being and can lead to a variety of issues within oneself.
Rio: Yo G, what is that shoddy stench?
Charlie: What you saying? Has a wiff of the smell Yo that shit isn't shoddy, it's musty and is messing with mans head
Rio: For fuck sake, I'm gonna' have to tell my missus that I've got a musty demeanour
Charlie: What you saying? Has a wiff of the smell Yo that shit isn't shoddy, it's musty and is messing with mans head
Rio: For fuck sake, I'm gonna' have to tell my missus that I've got a musty demeanour
by OhWinBradleyGill October 31, 2019