mung mouth

The point at which your teeth are literally furry from lack of brushing.

Go brush your teeth, you mung mouth!

by TimmyPants November 2, 2008

mung disease

A disease of the nervous system caused by eating too much mung.

Symptoms include uncontrolled vomiting, rotting of the teeth, discharge, anal leakage, flaming diarrhea, uncontrolled sexual urges towards corpses

Kyle got mung disease from eating her chunky discharge.

by Bl4zn4zn December 14, 2004

mung baby

a baby that was saved from its dead mother when she was munged and then raised by the mungers

man the courtney bitch is such a fucking mung baby

by bitch tits December 6, 2004

Mung Bubble

1. A bubble consisting of a gelatinous combination of semen and old embalming fluid, produced from the male genitalia of a corpse during munging.
2. A bubble produced from the nostril(s) of an inexperienced mung-sucker who fails to swallow fast enough during the munging process.

Upon munging Grandpa, Billy's inability to digest mung in a timely manner produced mung bubbles the size of airbags.

by Demented GI February 5, 2010

Mung Finger

The aromatic vapors of rancid ass transferred to one's finger after digging at the bung hole and scratching the arse. Mung Finger may also occur when one, or more, fingers inadvertently slip through the toilet paper during an ass wiping and touch a dirty bung.

Roger and his friends sat around and watched the pre-season football game. Roger felt a bit of an itchy bum and walked out of the room to give it a quick dig and scratch. Instead of washing his hand and fingers, he returned to the room and swiped is nasty Mung Finger under one of his buddy's nose.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Mung Bean

That annoying person you cant really engage with who is a bit low on social intellegence. Usually a work collegue who likes to tell you meaningless stuff you don't care about. Cause to you they are a mung bean.

They kind of just sit there on the salad to add bulk, but no real substance. Sure they are okay, but they don't do much for you, and you don't usually seek out to put it on your salad. They aren't even that tasty. It is just a mung bean.

Who is your mung bean at work?

Rachel is. I have nothing in common with her and she sits at my desk for half an hour telling me about her weekend and giggling.

by oracleoflife March 14, 2010

mung jumping

An act requiring two people. First a freshly buried woman is unearthed and stripped of her clothes. Then one person eats the carcas out as the other jumps on her stomach causing her internal organs and fluids to be excreted from the body's orifices, namely the vagina into the other person's mouth.

This is possibly the single most disgusting idea known to man.

"John and I went out last night and did a little mung jumping. Mm mm!"

by Optium February 2, 2005