* One who literally eats mung, i.e. places the mung in their mouth and proceeds to both chew and swallow the mung.
* One who figurately eats mung. This may be someone who sucks at something so bad, that no insult is bad enough to describe their awfulness, thus you refer to them as a mung eater.
* It is possible for one to be both literally and figuratively a mung eater. In fact, being a literal mung eater makes one a figurative mung eater by proxy.
* One who figurately eats mung. This may be someone who sucks at something so bad, that no insult is bad enough to describe their awfulness, thus you refer to them as a mung eater.
* It is possible for one to be both literally and figuratively a mung eater. In fact, being a literal mung eater makes one a figurative mung eater by proxy.
I can't believe that athlete on that professional sports team choked so bad in that pressure situation -- what a mung eater that guy is.
by Otis W. June 01, 2006
A disease of the nervous system caused by eating too much mung.
Symptoms include uncontrolled vomiting, rotting of the teeth, discharge, anal leakage, flaming diarrhea, uncontrolled sexual urges towards corpses
Symptoms include uncontrolled vomiting, rotting of the teeth, discharge, anal leakage, flaming diarrhea, uncontrolled sexual urges towards corpses
by Bl4zn4zn December 14, 2004
by bitch tits December 07, 2004
The aromatic vapors of rancid ass transferred to one's finger after digging at the bung hole and scratching the arse. Mung Finger may also occur when one, or more, fingers inadvertently slip through the toilet paper during an ass wiping and touch a dirty bung.
Roger and his friends sat around and watched the pre-season football game. Roger felt a bit of an itchy bum and walked out of the room to give it a quick dig and scratch. Instead of washing his hand and fingers, he returned to the room and swiped is nasty Mung Finger under one of his buddy's nose.
by Eaton Holgoode August 21, 2015
1. A bubble consisting of a gelatinous combination of semen and old embalming fluid, produced from the male genitalia of a corpse during munging.
2. A bubble produced from the nostril(s) of an inexperienced mung-sucker who fails to swallow fast enough during the munging process.
2. A bubble produced from the nostril(s) of an inexperienced mung-sucker who fails to swallow fast enough during the munging process.
Upon munging Grandpa, Billy's inability to digest mung in a timely manner produced mung bubbles the size of airbags.
by Demented GI February 06, 2010
That annoying person you cant really engage with who is a bit low on social intellegence. Usually a work collegue who likes to tell you meaningless stuff you don't care about. Cause to you they are a mung bean.
They kind of just sit there on the salad to add bulk, but no real substance. Sure they are okay, but they don't do much for you, and you don't usually seek out to put it on your salad. They aren't even that tasty. It is just a mung bean.
They kind of just sit there on the salad to add bulk, but no real substance. Sure they are okay, but they don't do much for you, and you don't usually seek out to put it on your salad. They aren't even that tasty. It is just a mung bean.
Who is your mung bean at work?
Rachel is. I have nothing in common with her and she sits at my desk for half an hour telling me about her weekend and giggling.
Rachel is. I have nothing in common with her and she sits at my desk for half an hour telling me about her weekend and giggling.
by oracleoflife March 14, 2010
An act requiring two people. First a freshly buried woman is unearthed and stripped of her clothes. Then one person eats the carcas out as the other jumps on her stomach causing her internal organs and fluids to be excreted from the body's orifices, namely the vagina into the other person's mouth.
This is possibly the single most disgusting idea known to man.
This is possibly the single most disgusting idea known to man.
by Optium February 03, 2005