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a noun describing a suburban area caucasian woman with a household annual income greater $250,000.00 and overall assets of one million.
westin woman are in the muffin club
muffin by SwannyPower June 23, 2005
A muffin is just an ugly cupcake.=]
Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!
muffin by shut up stalker March 2, 2008
A muffin is just an ugly cupcake
Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!
muffin by aanonymouss March 2, 2008
"what is that?"
"a muffin."
"a.. what?"
"its an ugly cupcake."
muffin by alexxxxxxxx :) February 19, 2009
that cupcake looks disgusting...
oh wait that's a muffin
muffin by :{DDD March 30, 2009
used in place of "fuck"

can be used for anything really
T: this tequila is narsty!!
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!

M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee
Muffin by pimpcracker June 10, 2010