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Moose

Commonly known as a retarded animal with no common sense or brain. They often do quite stupid acts which warrant questions of why it was even put on this earth.
by IHateMoose July 30, 2017
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Moose

He is cool always fun to hang out with, he has a wierd dark sexy sense of humor and a laugh to top it off. He is sweet, kind and loving but something inside that he doesn't like to show. He is smart and knows about timing very charming beautiful personality.
Moose means a lot to me 😚🤭
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 25, 2019
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Moose

The fattest, dirtiest, drunkest, smelliest bastard at the local bar.
me: HEY MOOOOOSE!!! YOUR DRUNK!!!
Moose:MMMHHMMHH
by Big Smoke Dogg October 23, 2003
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Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.
Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.
by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010
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Moosing

To play with a girls bra straps
"no moosing tonight, we're going to the queen's wedding"
by Joe Taylor VII June 11, 2006
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Moosed

Verb: To get badly sunburned. Past tense of 'moose'.
woah dude, my face just got totally moosed while surfin today...
by Jack the Rapper April 5, 2009
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Moose

Pyscotic pimp. Has tolerence level to other people's number of eyelashes of 0. WILL mug you if given sufficient procation.
Hey look its Moose....oh shit she's seen us!.... RUN!!!!
by Barney the great polar bear October 9, 2006
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