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Moose

Commonly known as a retarded animal with no common sense or brain. They often do quite stupid acts which warrant questions of why it was even put on this earth.
by IHateMoose July 30, 2017
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MOOSE

The name of a person that you've met before a dozen times, but you forget their name, and when you ask someone that knows his name, they exploit your forgetfulness, by giving you a most ridiculous wrong name.
I remember meeting him before at Adam's bachelor party, but I forgot his name.

Oh, that's MOOSE.
by SovietTugBoat May 2, 2010
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Moose

The fattest, dirtiest, drunkest, smelliest bastard at the local bar.
me: HEY MOOOOOSE!!! YOUR DRUNK!!!
Moose:MMMHHMMHH
by Big Smoke Dogg October 23, 2003
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Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.
Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.
by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010
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Moosing

To play with a girls bra straps
"no moosing tonight, we're going to the queen's wedding"
by Joe Taylor VII June 11, 2006
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Moosed

Verb: To get badly sunburned. Past tense of 'moose'.
woah dude, my face just got totally moosed while surfin today...
by Jack the Rapper April 5, 2009
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Moose

Pyscotic pimp. Has tolerence level to other people's number of eyelashes of 0. WILL mug you if given sufficient procation.
Hey look its Moose....oh shit she's seen us!.... RUN!!!!
by Barney the great polar bear October 9, 2006
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