Dividing a football field into one foot by one foot squares throughout the entire field. Then selling raffle tickets to each of the thousands of squares. Next, renting a cow (moo) and having everyone feed the cow until it poo's. If the cow poo's in your square you win.
Or
My sister
Or
My sister
Do you want to buy a moo poo raffle ticket?
No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.
No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.
by djcrimp December 25, 2008
*at basketball game*
"moo coo!"
"moo coo!"
by PixelGoat February 12, 2020
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 22, 2006
by Brett Gauci June 08, 2007
by bonozolozo August 22, 2006
A distinct subspecies of cow. Noticeably different from the non-moo-cows as the moo-cow actually moo's.
Bob: Hey, look at the cows; they're mooing.
Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.
Bob: What's the difference?
Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.
Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.
Bob: What's the difference?
Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.
by General Cluck-Cluck June 08, 2003