Monogatari Series

An anime/light novel series meant for those with 900 IQ. It tells the stories of different aberrations with different symbolisms.

The Monogatari Series was so confusing dude, I totally didn't understand a thing.

by Mashiro Shiina August 11, 2019

Monocle'd

Butterfly kiss to the anus.

She asked me to "tongue punch her fart box." But, since this was a purely plutonic relationship I Monocle'd her and got pink eye.

by Gloriousbeardedbastard May 11, 2018

Monokuma

The little idiot that made (your fav character here) suffer in pain

Monokuma: punishment time
Me: cries in monomi

by rekosaysdeeznuts October 3, 2020

monomi

sweet rabbit baby who didnt deserve what she went through

*cries in monomi*

by milkteamoth July 4, 2020

Cereal Monogamist

A person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.

Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."

That's a cereal monogamist.

by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012

mononym

A mononym is one name that is taken from a full name or nickname. Brazilian and Portuguese futbolers often take mononyms to avoid their long names.

Madonna, Bono, Ronaldo, Robinho, Ronaldinho, and Kaka are all mononyms.

by GabeW December 9, 2008

Muddy Monocle

The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.

Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.

by HairyChickenBum December 15, 2011