Manchester

a game invented in Blearwater, Florida. The game involves at least two participants where one participant is to say something definitive, such as: "I will _____, I'm going to ______, I'd _______, I'm tryna ______, etc." Once the participant makes this statement, another participant can say "Manchester," which will then require the first participant to fulfill the statement they had stated within 24 hours (or a specified time frame decided by the participant calling the Manchester). If the original statement is not fulfilled within the given time frame, then the participant who called the Manchester is then enabled to slap the participant who made the original statement, with any level of force decided by the the person doing the slapping. The only way to counteract getting Manchestered is if the participant who made the definitive statement says "Liverpool" IMMEDIATELY AFTER MAKING THE DEFINITIVE STATEMENT. You can't say it before, middle, or during the statement being made.

Person 1: i'm gonna fucking kill myself

Person 2: Manchester

Person 1: fuck

by MEMECHESTER August 15, 2018

Manchka

Manchka is a type of person who is really manly and ignorant. People also love manchkas for having really unique sense of humour.

P1: BROOO, LOOK AT THAT DUUUDE. I think he is manchka. He looks soo manly, he has to be whole lotta manchka shit.
P2: I don't know bro, He doesn't look that manly to me.
P1: Wanna check?

P2: Sure.

by Hacker Odko February 16, 2021

The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.

Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.

by Stellar255 May 5, 2018

ManChick

A female that resembles in apperance and has the physcial skill of a male.

She blocked me! That stupid manchick!

by Kellyy April 3, 2006

Manchew

A beautiful woman, that knows she is beautiful and uses it to her full advantage.

We were at beavers pub and that manchew somehow convinced me to pay her tab.

by HeeWho August 6, 2010

Manchester handshake

a common sight in the north of England is a man walking down the street with his hands down his pants, playing with his balls. Should he meet an acquaintance, they will invariably shake hands and exchange ball sweat.

They fired me on Monday, so I gave my boss a Manchester handshake...

by gerrouadat July 18, 2013

manchild movie

A kids' movie for adults.

He asked me to come see Deadpool with him, but I'm not into manchild movies.

by funeralbitch September 14, 2016