Willow Springs, Missouri

A city full of druggies, pregnant teenagers, and child pornography collectors. The city is pretty rural with a hometown theater and a post office, there is a school with probably the worst staff out there they're racist, homosexual, and judge-mental. The ethnicity of this area is mainly incestuous rednecks, and the occasional black person.

The motto here at Willow Springs, Missouri is, "Incest is Wincest."

by F. K. Willow April 23, 2018

Paul Masson

HERE YEE HERE YEE!!! The wine of wines!!! Not known by many, this big ass 4 dolla bottle (or jug) of white, red, or blush wine will have you fucked up in no time! Dude its smooth like Butthead and cheap as hell. Screw the expensive french shit and its way better than that Sutter Home crap that sells for like 6 or 7 bucks for a 750ml bottle...better than any other for that matter, and you dont even need a cork screw! The bottle is also big enough to kick someones ass with...Its good to chug when pregaming before the bar...assuming some Beavis doesnt end up puking it up all over your car on the way home... but hey you'll have that, and besides that who cares, its damn good, and who doesnt love a good ole cheap wine buzz??

Dude theres nothing cooler than stumbling around the beach with a bottle of Paul Masson in your hand.:)

1.) "Dude I wanna get buzzed before the bar, lets go get some Paul Masson from the Farm Store up the road"..
2.) "I wanna bone this dude/chic, and need something cheap, lemme go get some Paul Masson and put it in some chiche wine glasses and I'll look all cool and stuff"...
3.) "I wanna play beer pong, but im bloated, fuck! lets go get some Paul Masson!"
4.) "Wine makes me silly and horny, oh no I'm broke! fuck that we can go get some Paul Masson."

by pinuchic69 May 30, 2006

rolla missouri

Rolla is a beat up crusty ass town in the middle of Missouri. It has basic bitches everywhere. It holds you back from reaching true happiness. DO NOT COME HERE.

Chuck: I'm thinking about moving to Rolla Missouri.

Lyndsi: No! you don't want all those basic bitches ruining your life and taking your happiness!

by poppy_cara_delavinge May 9, 2016

Missouri

A hot and humid hell hole that has so many riots that owning a gun isn't a Right, it is a necessity. The name of the state reflects the emotions you will feel while living here, misery.

Please end my Missouri

by A Missourian September 19, 2018

Missouri Chocolate Cake

While your partner is giving you anal cunninlynguists one deficates in the partners mouth, then inserts their penis into the partners mouth until they cum

Last night while my friend was at work I stopped by his house and gave his wife a missouri chocolate cake.

by Sanchez delo January 3, 2009

Missouri Compromise

When during intercourse with a woman who wishes to maintain her vaginal virginity, anal sex is used as a substitute.

Shirley wasn't ready to lose her big V, so we pulled a Missouri Compromise.

by PopeGangstaNasty December 28, 2005

missouri

topographically, the state is half in the midwest and half in the great plains; the most southern part of the state is in the ozarks and is home of are those shows in Branson; the western part of the state has KC and a lot of flat land and farmers, while the eastern part has St. Louis, good blues music, and rolling hills

Missouri looks like Illinois on 1 side and like Nebraska on the other.

by StatesDude April 1, 2004