One of the many, many things that proves that if there is a god he's an asshole, The place where sweet innocent children turns into demons and other disturbing creatures
*John Before Middle School*
John: Mom can I have some money so buy some candy I'll do extra chores for an entire month!
*John After Middle School*
John: Yo Mom! give me some money so I can take my slutty girlfriend to the movies!
John: Mom can I have some money so buy some candy I'll do extra chores for an entire month!
*John After Middle School*
John: Yo Mom! give me some money so I can take my slutty girlfriend to the movies!
by Tripleh May 29, 2013
The place where you lose the meaning of life and humanity. You go in happy and ready to "find yourself", but you come out looking like someone from orange is the new black.
by ClassyBrunnumGIrl August 9, 2018
It sucks ass. Most people smell like rotten curry that sat in the refrigerator for 10 years. Middle School is the 3 most shittiest years of your life. The boys are perverts and the girls are hoes that think they cool. (they not)
to-be 6th grader: *excited for ms*
....
8 grader: "So hows middle school for ya?"
6th grader: "Its ass"
8th grader: "Accurate"
groups-
popular kids- stuck up bitches who only care about themselves
nerds- weird geeky kids with glasses, smell like rotten curry
normal- people who actually have common sense and know what they r doing, mostly sane human beings
perverts- weird ass kids. all they think about is have $*x . they smell like shit
people who don't give a crap- .....
the athletic boys- walk like the hulk, think they are going to get a scholarship just case the barely made a 3 to "win" the basketball game. they think they cool af and they can do anything they want. they talk like 20 year olds that JUST hit puberty cause their voices are 10 octaves too high.
in middle school everyone have suicidal thoughts because they get bullied and stuff
most of the popular kids are just rich kids that think they own the place (they rlly don't) . the hallways are crowded as hell and the teachers get mad when you're late because someone slammed your ass into a locker.
the teachers are dumb bitches who think homework is fun and they suck ass at teaching. most of them are high all the time but if you have a good teacher, cherish them. :)
to-be 6th grader: *excited for ms*
....
8 grader: "So hows middle school for ya?"
6th grader: "Its ass"
8th grader: "Accurate"
groups-
popular kids- stuck up bitches who only care about themselves
nerds- weird geeky kids with glasses, smell like rotten curry
normal- people who actually have common sense and know what they r doing, mostly sane human beings
perverts- weird ass kids. all they think about is have $*x . they smell like shit
people who don't give a crap- .....
the athletic boys- walk like the hulk, think they are going to get a scholarship just case the barely made a 3 to "win" the basketball game. they think they cool af and they can do anything they want. they talk like 20 year olds that JUST hit puberty cause their voices are 10 octaves too high.
in middle school everyone have suicidal thoughts because they get bullied and stuff
most of the popular kids are just rich kids that think they own the place (they rlly don't) . the hallways are crowded as hell and the teachers get mad when you're late because someone slammed your ass into a locker.
the teachers are dumb bitches who think homework is fun and they suck ass at teaching. most of them are high all the time but if you have a good teacher, cherish them. :)
by yourmom112233445566 March 9, 2022
A hell hole where none of it even matters. Teachers are assholes and don't give a fuck about anything and are way too strict. Also, since were in 2020 if your not a popular person that tries too fight everybody then your an emo kid who cuts themselves and looks weird as hell with their green ass hair, oh and puberty. People that aren't in puberty will just make fun of you for it like a little bitch, and must us not forget the work that we have too do in a week. Projects, homework, quizzes, essays, and test. All in a short amount of time. 8th graders talk shit about people because their a couple months older than them and 6th graders think they run the school. A complete waste of time overall but don't even really try nothing matters too anything until highschool. Not too mention the ass food. They say we get seasoned chicken and shit but instead get a dry ass hamburger and we can't even have salt or anything because of vegans and allergies.
by orange juice concentrate 25 November 8, 2020
Middle School is the first stage in your life where you feel out of place. You’re surrounded by toxic, rude, fake, annoying people. Everyone else seems to be fine without you. Even the “weird” kids have a good time, because they don’t care about what people think about them, unlike you. You have to maintain a certain picture and are full of emotions because of the pressure that is put on you. You have to have good grades, look presentable, and be “nice”, also know as fake. You constantly have to choose a side in an argument you had no part of in the first place. In the end you end up hating half of the boys at your school because your “friends” “dated” them and they broke up after two weeks. You feel like you can’t be yourself or you’ll be judged. You can’t say anything because people will think it’s offensive, but you can’t not say anything because then people will think you’re boring and won’t want to be friends with you. And for some weird reason you get made fun of for going to bed before 12 a.m. and liking a different sports team. If you like different things than other people you’re considered weird. You’re forced to be this way, and in the end, you end up as one of those toxic, rude, fake, annoying people you said you would never be.
by tOXictEeNAGer February 15, 2020
3 years of hell (sometimes maybe two or four).
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades
Enjoy!
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades
Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i am never gonna swear, i will also be myself for middle school."
8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."
8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."
by mel that big boy June 28, 2019
the worst and most awkward 2 or 3 or 4 years of any kid’s school life. Cliques start forming and you are kind of on your own for making friends. Some teachers may just be the shitty kind and just gotta get lucky to get nice ones. You get a shit ton of homework that’s all due within a short period of time to the point where you can’t keep track of anything anymore and your brain cells die, and sometimes even get more than high schoolers. Usually the cafeteria food is just dog shit pizza that’s been frozen for some time or baby cow growth hormone milk that’s maybe spoiled. Then you do all that shit ton of work to graduate only to have 4 more years left of high school which is a whole other story...
6th grader: I’m so excited for middle school I can finally be like one of the cool older kids now and do whatever I want! Freedom here I come!
8th grader: yeah right. Middle school is a fun time (not). Good luck.
6th grader: are you joking?
8th grader: hmmm....
6th grader: *says no more*
8th grader: yeah right. Middle school is a fun time (not). Good luck.
6th grader: are you joking?
8th grader: hmmm....
6th grader: *says no more*
by chicken_nugget_manifest August 8, 2019