Mickey Mouse Lights 

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.

That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.

Mickey Mouse Lights by LSUBeast December 12, 2015

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

Mickey Mouse ears by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

Mickey Mouse Show 

an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.

That carnival was a complete mickey mouse show.

Mickey Mouse Show by epic memmme August 11, 2019

Mickey Mouse Day 

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

Mickey Mouse Day by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

Mickey Mouse's Obsession 

Mickey Mouse's Obsession is when you like hot dogs. It is called Mickey Mouse's Obsession because he made a song on how much he likes hot didgety dogs.

Person 1: Dang, I have a case of Mickey Mouse's Obsession.
Person 2: THE FUCK BRO YOU HIGH?!

Mickey Mouse's Obsession by Flugalug October 16, 2020

Mickey Mouse Club 

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?

Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.

Mickey Mouse Club by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

mickey mouse stream 

whatever the hell QuackityHQ got going on

“did you see quackity’s mickey mouse stream”
“lol he sucks L”

mickey mouse stream by dreamhater13 April 14, 2021