Miami Dolphins

An American pro football team that hovers around mediocrity for decades at a time, often pissing off Daniel Tosh and the rest of the fans.

Hey what's wrong with Daniel?
Oh nothing he's fine, he's just a Miami Dolphins' fan.

by Tom Lee-Jones white Jr. lll December 8, 2014

Miami Ink

Verb. A term used by tattoo artists to describe when a customer feels compelled to give a detailed explanation of the significance of the tattoo he or he is requesting. This compulsion is most likely inspired by the recent popularity of television programs such as "Miami Ink," "LA Ink," and "Tattoo Highway," which encourage guests to explain the meaning behind their tattoos. If you are the one getting the tattoo, you can Miami Ink someone, or you might have Miami Inked someone. As an artist, you can be Miami Inked or get Miami Inked.

1. Dude, that girl just Miami Inked me so hard about that dumbass feather tattoo I gave her.

2. Jimmy just got Miami Inked by the dude getting the Sailor Jerry flash.

3. I feel bad, I think I accidentally Miami Inked the tattoo artist a little when I was getting that rose on my ankle.

by hipstershepherd May 13, 2011

Miami Breakfast

when someone snorts a line of cocaine anytime of the day or night, to start off their day, night, or to get a second wind to a long day or night

Example 1)
Kirk had a long day, we should sit down to a Miami Breakfast, so he will be fresh for tonight.

Example2)
Dustin: Why is Mike so energized this morning, after a long night?

Brett: Oh, He had a Miami Breakfast first thing this morning.

by IceColdChillen June 19, 2010

miami beach

the act of removing one's shirt during a workout, and proceeding to run stretch or lift shirtless

"what do you think this is, miami beach?"-Julie Bailey

by King Bruinix September 12, 2005

miami muzzle

when you shit in a person's mouth and duck tape it closed, often done when some ignorant babel is spoken

when i was at the bar, the discussion of politics came up, and her political views made me want to give her a miami muzzle.

by jopmia July 25, 2007

Miami Heat

Eastern Conference Champions hated by most of the US because of one man. The Miami Heat made the NBA relevant again and got everyone watching a sport that had become boring to watch. The villain gave life to basketball again and we are thankful!!

I hate the Miami Heat because they are the best NBA team and everyone hates them!

by MiamiFer December 10, 2011

Miami Sunburn

When you finish on a girl's back, rub it in like sun screen, and.......slap her on the back of the neck.

We didn't get any color when we were down south, so I gave her a good Miami Sunburn

by Thehornynarwhal February 10, 2020