messessary

getting far too wasted in an attempt to get over something (break up, bad week at work...)

you may wake up the next morning and remember parts of the night before and what a total mess it was, but it needed to be done. messy, but necessary.

"i spent £100 last night at the bar and got so wasted that this morning i can't find one of my shoes or my hobile. and i think i done sick on the carpet."

"yeah but mate after the week you just had, it was totally messessary. has to be done."

by fb.jh October 23, 2009

bike messenger

Someone that dedicates there life and money from their paycheck in to their fixed gear bike so that they look cooler, also they mostly hang out at bars and or bike shops. Sometimes you can find them at random parties with people they dont even know, they sometimes ride in packs just to make them selves look much much cooler.

bike hipster bike messenger

by Thedr.Pepper December 11, 2009

messenger hit

(v) An action that allows any individual currently engaged in a blunt session to hit the blunt if asked to pass, generally performed when sitting in a line or a row, as opposed to a circle. This process may only be invoked in sessions involving 2 or more individuals.

4 individuals engaged in a session in a non moving vehicle:

Ryan | Mike
Dorea | Vinny

Vinny is hitting the scanny, finishes, and goes to pass to Ryan, located in the driver's seat. Ensuring safety of the scanny, Vinny decides to give it to Dorea to pass to Ryan, at this opportunity, Dorea may invoke the messenger hit.

by plasmaphysics April 8, 2005

messed up messed

Adj. Which is really messed up. Not just like a little concern or whatever but something big. It may also qualify a person, really in trouble, or completetly stoned. Being messed up messed might result from a colossal defeat. It may also lead you to further troubles such as loosing your keys, or even feeling like hanging yourself.

92-0.

How could that....????!!! just a football game!
huge laughs You're so messed up messed!

by Sir Brian who's not lost at all April 23, 2008

Messer

Messer is that one handsome fucker that always wears a tropical themed shirt on Tuesday’s, and acts generally pleasant. Most people think he’s a nut case, but is actually quite sweet, while still being a nut case.

Person 1: What day is it?
Person 2: Since Messer is wearing another Hawaiian shirt, I’d say it’s Tuesday.
Person 1: He still does that?
Person 2: Sadly

by Big Noot April 9, 2019

MSN Messenger 7

Very gh3y. As stable as a chair with one leg. Only queers use nudges and winks and they piss you off very easy. Stick to Trillian.

MSN Messenger 7 is a prime example of something made by Microsoft. I wish my ISP suported Linux...

by Slickridah April 14, 2005

msn messenger

An IM client for pure n00bs who are too stupid to use IRC or ICQ. So n00b are they that some even get addicted to posting poorly worded and spelled messages to their friends. They only use it becomes it comes installed with Windows, yet another reason why Linux kicks Microsoft's pansy ass. N00bs are unaware of the spyware that the Micrapsoft Corporation has imbedded into its IM client. Tech-savvy people, however, are forced to use this MSN Messenger because their idiot friends don't know shit and picked this IM client over another. Thankfully, there's Trillian.

MSN Messenger is reffered to by hardcore techno-savvy folk as "BSN Messenger."

"Geez, that dumb teenage bitch I call a daughter uses MSN Messenger to whine with her braindead friends. What a n00blet whore!"

by 1337W422102 September 24, 2005