the meaty surprise

When the meat of a male touches the woman's pussy until he realises the meat of her is inside him

Luke put his 1 inch dick inside of his cousin Judith and then realises her cock is inside him. She has the meaty surprise

by SneakyManYuk January 9, 2018

Meaty buffet

Where a group of males (usually 5 or more) lie down in a straight line naked and a girl or girls comes along, from left to right, giving them all a quick blowjob.

We had so much time to kill in class so we decided to have a meaty buffet

by LegalToaster October 9, 2017

meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017

meaty shitstain

1. The leftover of a fart with a little surprise.

2. A really stupid person.

There's a big meaty shitstain in my underwear.

by Appulis June 19, 2017

meaty

In fighting games, meaty is a term used to describe a move that is executed just as the opponent is waking up.

There are multiple reasons as to why you would use a meaty attack, and they vary from game to game.

by m1ckFTW November 22, 2017

Meaty Hot Chocolate

A meaty hot chocolate is when a male shits in an cup and then blows his load into it and then he stirs it with his cock. To complete this “move” his partner, or anyone really, must drink this concoction.

1: Hey dude wanna make me a meaty hot chocolate
2: Dude that is so disgusting I think I’ve turned vegetarian, but lowkey sure bro.

by BlueIndustries February 23, 2018

meaty explosion

When yo dick can't hold it in anymore and ya gotta nut

Tiffany: "he had such a meaty explosion Rachel!"

by FranShortForFrank May 6, 2016