real meal

evander holyfield

He was the real deal until tyson bit his ear off, then became the real meal.

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 16, 2022

rollover meal

A meal eaten late at night that causes one to not be hungry enough to eat breakfast the next day. Can also be used to describe a large meal that would make one skip the next normal meal (i.e. big breakfast that doesn't make you hungry until dinnertime)

"Are you going to eat breakfast?"
"Nah, not hungry. Last night's burrito was a rollover meal."

by poweredbyh2o March 3, 2010

prepare the meal

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.

Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.

by One- Balled Man March 2, 2008

Grande Meal

To describe an act, place, or thing that is absalutely awsome.

"Dude thats a fuckin grande meal"

by peanutsdaddy July 24, 2009

Brock meal

When you have a bunch of leftover food scraps insufficient for a real recipe, but somehow make something delicious in spite of it. Refers to Brock’s, from the Pokémon anime, ability to manufacture amazing food from whatever meager inventory Ash and the gang had on their trips through the show.

“All I have left in the fridge is some broccoli and sriracha… and a can of chickpeas and a bag of rice in the pantry”
“Don’t worry homie. If you give me some spices I can whip up a Brock meal in a jiffy”

by SludgyFuzzlick September 27, 2023

pitbull meal

Slang term for toddlers.

Oh shit that pitbull has a massive penis, he's getting all the bitches. He proudly took some pitbull meal at the park.

by PoopSlave97 June 22, 2023

Gas meal

When you're eating out a girl and she farts in your mouth

Man I was going downtown and got a gas meal.... it was nasty!!!

by Crazychris April 14, 2014