by Riddle91rs April 26, 2016
A whoreish, high school aged, small town, female cheerleader that "performs" at the end of wrestling mats during a practice or competition. Typically these females carry extra pounds in anatomically visible places, wear heavy makeup over red facial growths, and chew gum in a repeating mouth-wide-open---mouth-close fashion.
by mikeinco April 02, 2006
A beautiful boy, he stands at 6'2" inches tall. He has dark brown hair and swimmers hips. He plays games with girls hearts, and makes them fall in love. He will hold a girls heart in his hand and not even know it. He's the most amazing boy to walk the Earth, he is intelligent and caring. He sometimes gets involved in things he can't properly handle, but you can't help but fall in love with him.
by itsalwaysbeenyou March 07, 2011
1.my hair is all floppy i'll have to call mat tavener @ 07729815032
2.lion's hair is a dude but it's no mat tavener
2.lion's hair is a dude but it's no mat tavener
by dom February 03, 2004
by SlagsWife January 08, 2010
Short for "masturbation material"
- After getting critically erected in puplic, I realized that Britney Spears' new vid was "masturbation material"
or
- Online n00b #1: "check out some of the first episodes of baywatch, just click on the link, it's sweet mas mat, dude."
Online n00b #2: 2thx, I'll check after I've finished facebooking"
or
- Online n00b #1: "check out some of the first episodes of baywatch, just click on the link, it's sweet mas mat, dude."
Online n00b #2: 2thx, I'll check after I've finished facebooking"
by vulvasker August 06, 2010
A vertical, rectangular patch of facial hair on the chin worn to subtly suggest the wearer's proclivity for performing fellatio.
by Freedom Tail June 10, 2020