mikeinco's definitions

mat mutt

A whoreish, high school aged, small town, female cheerleader that "performs" at the end of wrestling mats during a practice or competition. Typically these females carry extra pounds in anatomically visible places, wear heavy makeup over red facial growths, and chew gum in a repeating mouth-wide-open---mouth-close fashion.

Tammy was the mat mutt captain last year -- before she got pregnant.

by mikeinco April 22, 2006