The matrix theory is a theory that our current world is in the matrix and that human beings are actually being used for a collective mind as a power source and the collective places us in the virtual world called the matrix and none of us would know.
by The matrix theory January 19, 2018
Get the The Matrix Theorymug. A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).
- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.
by Thomas Danger April 4, 2017
Get the Depression Matrixmug. by Bazinga alert!! December 9, 2013
Get the the matrix reactionmug. When someone leans so far back while drinking that they resemble Neo dodging bullets in the classic Matrix scene
by DeepSeaNinja6 May 6, 2015
Get the Matrix Drinkmug. The Matrix is a system we "humans" are the battery to the Matrix so that means the more people in the matrix the more power it gets. However the real world is enslaved by machines and theres a war between human and machine. The One(Neo) is the only person who can end this war.
by Anonymous July 10, 2003
Get the MaTriXmug. After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper. Intrigued, he stood up and was astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just birthed. Questioning himself “Did I even take a shit?”. This is known as a “Glitch in the Matrix”
by Duss Duss January 25, 2022
Get the Glitch in the Matrixmug. When you subconsciously dodge something. Usually that something is coming at you very quickly, such as a projectile object.
by shaley720 July 13, 2007
Get the matrix dodgemug.