Martin

n. A man with a penis that is significantly wider than it is longer IE a chode.
That guys penis is so short, its a martin!
by Jack Avery November 24, 2007
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Martin

Another word for a flatulence.

It originally came from the informal word 'fart' which rhymes with 'mart' which somehow evolved into 'Martin'. But often abbreviated to 'martz'. And if a person, usually a boy, farts alot, they are often called 'martz the fartz' or a 'martin'.
Person 1: "Oops! I just did a martin!"

Person 2: "Eww, you are martz the fartz!"
by martndale August 24, 2009
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Martin

A Martin is usually a guy with many hidden (and often questionable) desires. Martin loves to collect keys and wishes he lived amongst a tribe of cannibals. Martin talks alot but nobody really listens. He lies about places he has been to and nobody is really sure if his girlfriend actually exists.
Person 1: Martin told me he took his girlfriend to Rome for the weekend.

Person 2: What a liar.
by Lambpie August 13, 2011
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Martin

Martin has a little dick and hides in a bush and is trash in fortnite
Martin wants some action but then goes hide
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Martined

A popular irish slang term for being very drunk.
Man i was so martined last night. I cant even remember anything.

My dad was so martined last night. Id say hes very hung over today
by Simond December 14, 2010
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Martin

Gayest bitch fag you’ll ever see
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