Manther

I am entering the world of the Manther so I know what I want.... and I know what it is. At 40 years of age, Good looking, Good Job, Nice car, Impeccable Manners, Financially secure, and grooming is excellent. I am confident in my position to lure unsuspecting younger girls (Mid-Late 20's) away from the groping ill dressed baggy pant uneducated stumbling mass of same aged men.

I represent a different more experienced mature, direct and sophisticated approach to sexual encounters. A new delicacy. A seasoned veteran of the sheets and all things therein found. Very selective and thoughtful in my approach. Any gap in attention by my young rivals will be exploited. I am ever ready to out maneuver my young opponents with distractions, humor, experience, and intimidation.

I seek to separate a girl from the herd and get her to believe it is a Magical unforgettable encounter soon to be had in that I will appreciate every inch of her...and not the select parts that only my younger counter parts enjoy for self benefit.

In the end I can go either way in my action...there is always the Cougars that know my ways...and in that we speak the same language....and walk the same walk.....as I am man.....they are always available to me.......

"Ughh I am sick of the frat dudes...Check out that guy over there....He's a Little older but looks great...I think I could get into that Manther for tonight"

by t500titan August 22, 2011

Malphemism

The act or an example of substituting a derogatory, offensive, or blunt term for one considered mild, indirect, or vague. Opposite of the word euphemism.

"I don't feel well. I am going to visit the rest room and poomit some brown bubbles."

"When I reached climax I ejaculated into the woman's mouth and she commented on how she enjoyed garggling my man chowder."

by dWP August 24, 2004

Magtheridon

World of Warcraft Hell

"Goddamn magtheridon sucks like hell"

by juvy February 17, 2006

Mushroom Mathematics

The branch of mathematics that is applied when working on convoluted theories of everything and hipster sums, such as string theory and the P = NP problem, respectively. Mathematicians and Scientists who work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics employ a number of techniques, including, but not limited to: pulling Greek letters out of a hat, pin the equation on the blackboard, spin the number-wheel, and automatic writing. Typically, numerous narcotics will also be used to aid in the 'calculations'. These include magic mushrooms, LSD, and cannabis.

Proponents of Mushroom Mathematics include Stephen Hawking and Michio Kaku.

"I decided to work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics, due to my lack of proficiency in regular mathematics, particularly drawing triangles and counting."

by Minotawr October 12, 2011

malthius

To have a large ego

Get rid of your Malthius

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Manther

My daughters call me this if I show up with a date they think is too young (no such thing)

The Male counterpart to women called a Cougar is a Manther.

by Charlie & Hef January 5, 2011

manther

A male cougar. Single, usually divorced, and at a minimum 10 years older than a cougar.

He did not care if the youth laughed at his ragtop corvette that even at this age he could not afford, for he was manther.

by Wes Tent April 29, 2004