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Maid

A offensive word because of its past history... anyone saying this will be jailed...
"I want a maid to clean my house"

CALL THE POLICE!!!
by jocelynnewilson August 2, 2021
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Hoe maid

How’s that are Brides in a wedding
Theses Hoe Maids ain’t Loyal.
by Makkdaddy October 19, 2017
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Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.
by Brigadunk July 15, 2024
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Molly the Maid

look at yanitza cleaning left over cum off the sheets Molly the maid ass bitch
by Snowflake83 November 1, 2022
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Whore maid

A maid who will fuck with thier boss.
Wife:Where is she?
Butler:She's upstairs with your husband.
Wife: that whore maid.
by Shhddtigx77 February 10, 2021
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Soul Maid

An alternative, modern take on, "Soul Mate."

A woman native mostly to South East Asia, (commonly Indonesia and Vietnam) India, and Eastern Europe (commonly Ukraine, Lithuania, and Latvia) who preys on fat, hopeless guys i.e. incels and neckbeards in developed nations who can't get with Western women due to crippling ineptitude at life. Lurking mostly on dating and chat sites; the Soul Maid promises the perfect submissive woman who loves cooking and cleaning with their endgame being resource extraction and eventual marriage, including all-expense-paid travels to their partner's home country. Afterward, she can either keep up the charade of "love" or pull the divorce lever for the cash and prizes; both benefiting the Soul Maid and screwing her partner royally at varied starting times.

A typical Soul Maid has no personality aside from playing up a submissive, ethnic village girl stereotype sold to their partner by the PR machines of dating sites/other "happier abroad" propaganda while having no interests outside of cooking, cleaning, and entertaining/enabling their temporary partner's delusions of being an alpha male. The Soul Maid's approval costs and inspires nothing therefore, the temporary partner can exist blissfully being a fat loser and thinking he found love where all he had to do is throw money around.
Melvin: "Mom, my new wife Herdiana is cooking today."
Mom: "Does she know how to do anything else?"
Melvin: "Look how tidy our house is now, she's so good at cleaning too."
Mom: (grumbling to herself) "When I got married I was a soul mate but my loser son married a SOUL MAID!"
by COERCITOR_ROMANVS December 22, 2020
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maid fade

when you're checking out of a hotel room and you take a big dump on the way out the door... leaving the smell for the maids
I checked out of the la quinta this morning, but left a righteous maid fade...
by hollyRoxxx December 3, 2021
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