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scissor gang mafia

-Noun.
1.) Can be used to refer to trendy MTV aspiring suburban douche bags, who pose for pictures to be displayed on the internet by creating "scissors" with their fingers. The telltale sign of true SGM members has the "scissor" fingers usually accompanied with some type of bend in the elbow, a pouty or serious glare, and an air of poser which elicits a sense of physical and emotional disgust.
2) Abbreviated as SGM.
1) Anyone from the Real World/Road Rules Challenge or the "Gauntlet."
2) Justin Bobby from the Hills.
3) Anyone who attends State school and is a member of a fraternity or sorority.
4) Anyone who drinks beer which is worth less than the red cup it is served in.
5) Are you scissor gang mafia?
by Michael J. Waldren April 9, 2008
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Mafia

by anonymous April 27, 2004
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three 6 mafia

memphis rappers
theyre dope
their old stuff was better, but the new stuff aint bad either
check out mystic stylez and some of the underground editions for their best shit
by niggasense February 13, 2005
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fat boy mafia

A group of fat people that sticks up for the little guy and "takes care of" things for people if they are asked to. Fat Boy Mafia members always stick up for each other. The usual requirement to join the Fat boy Mafia is to do at least one of the following: 1) Be fat, 2) Have a high level of "phatness", 3) Do something worthy of being declared honorably fat.
Skinny guy: That guy stole my books!
Fat guy: We'll get 'em back. Don't worry, the Fat Boy Mafia's got ya back!
by jmasta264 January 26, 2006
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Italian Mafia

The italian mafia is the first one which pops into the head of any one who hears the word "mafia". It is the only true mafia. The italian mafia, or the family (not cosanostra), are respected and loved by their people. A "mafioso" as some refer to them as,does his job to make the life of his people easier. Any crimal acts takin up by the mafia are done for the good of their people. Anyone who disturbes the italian deals with all of them. They are also experts of getting the job done, as long as no questions are asked. The one thing they frown upon in the mafia are snitches. "Never take sides against the Family", even though this was said by a movie character, this still applies. Mafioso's aren't criminals, they are problem solvers, and buisnessmen who make their people happy.
The "gangs" work only for themselves, the Italian Mafia works for their people
by Don_Felice September 19, 2008
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Alphabet mafia

A member of the LGBTQ plus community.
Originally from tictok
Person a: are you gay
Person b: no, but I am a member of the alphabet mafia, I'm pan!
by Basically ace satan December 22, 2020
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The Mafioso

A sex position where you and your significant other are rolled into a large area rug, then thrown off a bridge into a river by some Italians.
Dale: "Hey babe wanna try the mafioso tonight?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, I love the feeling of death while having sex."
by DreStucco January 21, 2020
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