by AlphaJPM September 15, 2022
Get the Mach Jesus mug.A Mach 5 Giga Karen is the highest known level of Karen. They're the Karens that will go far out of their way to destroy people that have nothing to do with them. These are not stupid Karens they have been doing this for years that's why they're always older and have a track record of nothing but bloodshed.
They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
Boss: Hey how has your first month been at the company?
Guy: It's been good.
Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.
Guy: Really? From who?
Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.
*Later on
Wife: How was work?
Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
Guy: It's been good.
Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.
Guy: Really? From who?
Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.
*Later on
Wife: How was work?
Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
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This guy also got passed around by every girl
But he fr needs to be stopped him and B1 are clowning every1
This guy also got passed around by every girl
But he fr needs to be stopped him and B1 are clowning every1
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