A female that attends a high school in the class of 2023 that makes dark jokes. Dark jokes are very funny and make me laugh. Laura doesn't take shits from no one. Laura no giv a fuk
by OfficialMythical January 8, 2020

The type of person who is named Emily and is married to a Mexican guy, she’s sweet, lovely and well extremely sexy just saying. Her thighs are plump and her smile is amazing too, just saying her full name makes you all happy inside. She does love you very dearly too DONT forget that
by Chris Bone (totally not Lopez) November 23, 2021

wait who ?
by sayyoullneverletmego February 21, 2022

a short pan person. very kind, loyal, and upbeat. alissa lopez is someone who will offer to pay for you or get you snacks. despite the lastname extremly russian and british. typically spells colour with a u. very good at art and design. someone who has done ur mom
"why do their presentations always look so good?"
"it's cuz they're an Alissa Lopez"
"are you pan?"
"yeah, i kinda got an Alissa Lopez vibe going on"
"are you an Alissa Lopez?"
"HEY!!!! I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!"
"it's cuz they're an Alissa Lopez"
"are you pan?"
"yeah, i kinda got an Alissa Lopez vibe going on"
"are you an Alissa Lopez?"
"HEY!!!! I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!"
by hot_french_cowboy January 20, 2022

that cool spanish teacher 💪
by 333 urban dictionary person February 22, 2022

by KING fatass July 22, 2022

A man who has a big sweaty throbbing horse dick and doesn’t get insecure about his penis size and doesn’t go on urban dictionary to lie to himself and others. It’s big. I’m not lying.
Emilio Lopez I has a dick that is not small and not micro. He is secure in himself and doesn’t need other’s approval
by Hahahahhahs November 28, 2021
