hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.

Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

Long Range Laterals

Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.

It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.

"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"

by Acid Laced PenguiN August 6, 2009

check you later

Equivalent of 'see you later' or 'smell you later'

Me: i needa get home, i'll check you later aight.

by hommusthot May 10, 2016

A few days later

When something very exciting happens one day, and the next exciting even doesn't happen until next week, then you just say "a few days later" and it skips over all of that boring time!

Cartman: Oh, no, the bad guy got away!
Timmy: Timmy!

A FEW DAYS LATER...

Cartman: Look, Timmy, there's the bad guy again!
Timmy: Timmy!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 3, 2005

thank me later

The thing that people say when they try to be useful but fail

The good part of the video is at 1:06, thank me later

by Creepycat18_YT November 26, 2020

text me later

used when a person has asked someone a question and have then been ignored.

person1 to person2- ''haaay you coming out for my birthday?''
-ignored-
person1 to person2- ''aww wicked text me later''

by Raaz Taaz January 29, 2009

good later

greeting; good bye or cya

i said good later u dirty ho!

by u weenie June 13, 2005