a billion years later

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.

“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”

by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017

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hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.

Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."

by dipstickin December 11, 2014

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lil bit later

It determines a certain time frame that something will occur or someone will show up. It has to be before 48 hours, but not before 6 hours stating a "lil bit later"

Ok I'll see ya'll a lil bit later on.....

by Ranger7v August 13, 2018

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A few days later

When something very exciting happens one day, and the next exciting even doesn't happen until next week, then you just say "a few days later" and it skips over all of that boring time!

Cartman: Oh, no, the bad guy got away!
Timmy: Timmy!

A FEW DAYS LATER...

Cartman: Look, Timmy, there's the bad guy again!
Timmy: Timmy!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005

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