lap basketball

another word / phraze for a blow job. specifically when you use your hand to push a girls head down repeatedly during a blow job as if to simulate dribbling a basketball on your lap.

last night was the best round of lap basketball ive ever had

by frederick nichols July 2, 2008

victory lap

1. to give a girl really hot sex and still have enough stamina afterward to give her more

The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.

by FightinEngineer March 1, 2011

lap vermin

The paper ad inserts found in all magazines that fall out on you.

Cripes! Lookit these lap vermin all over my lap and the floor!

by Roger Mexico August 28, 2009

Lap 7

When you are on the final lap of baby park in mario kart. (Or you just want to run 7 laps irl)

Guy 1: Ok Guys 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Yall will have a race at baby park . There are 7 laps cuz the track is so smol.
*6 laps later*
Final Lap!!! (Lap 7)
Guy 5: I will never be bea- o no a blue shell.
Guy 6: Think again Guy 5!
Guy 3: *Zooms past Guy 5 and 6.* I WINNNN!!!
Guy 2, 4, 5, and 6: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by ¯\_㋡_/¯ May 3, 2021

lap lumber

an erection, an erect male penis, boner

"I was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber"

by thetommeister March 24, 2009

Sydney Lap

The name of a venture taken by females from Longwood University through the beautiful campus of Hampden-Sydney College. Normally, these ventures are taken in the afternoon or evening of a regular day during the week. The groups that take the venture are usually comprised of several females from Longwood University. No males from Longwood University take the venture since they will develop feelings of inferiority since the males would be on a campus of real men.

Hey you want to take a Sydney lap?

Hell yes, I love driving through H-SC to see the great men and campus. It’s much better than these guys here at Longwood.

by NateTheGreat4777 January 15, 2021

Pussy Laps

When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew

She made 10 more Pussy Laps.

by Fun-Size May 29, 2021