The American Jack-O-Lantern

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."

I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.

by 4B16 April 9, 2011

Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.

Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 5, 2019

lantern palace

completely disgrace from shitty managers to underpaid staff.

“are you looking forward to your shift at the lantern palace.”
“funny joke.”

by sgmcaspchgm September 5, 2022

The green lantern

When you get some vomit spit it in your girls eye and then shine a torch in her eye

Damn you really did the green lantern

by The green limpturd September 1, 2021

Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream

"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"

by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023

Riley Lantern

Riley Lantern is a great person, friend, and ESPECIALLY COUSIN 😱😱 they are very sarcastic, but a great person to hang out with. if you have a Riley Lantern as a friend. tell them i said hi.

Riley Lantern - omg you are sooooo great at singing isaiah aha
isaiah - LET IT GOOOOO

by megglughton February 11, 2022

wack-o'-lantern

A pumpkin that was carved to look like a fool or simpleton.

He carved a wack-o'-lantern to look foolish.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 20, 2021