Kookies

Makes Mehmets go crazy. Like seriously, don't mention the word "kookies" in the presence of a Turkish males known as "Mehmet". If kept from kookies, a Mehmet is likely to explode into an extreme rage, similar to that of Schnoorlax when awaken.

Mehmet: Dem be kookies?
You: Yah.
Mehmet: Me want kookies!! NOM NOM NOM!

by Merciful Molina February 18, 2009

kooliosis

another word for kool

Kooliosis! I made my own definition n was the first one to do it!

by goober January 1, 2005

koof

to be used when you are greiving over someones dead body

I Koofed over his dead body

by Jack Paris September 30, 2005

Kooft

Arabic slang for "meat" aka Penis. Using Kooft as a "Penis" slang, started in Colorado by the Lebanese.

DAAAAMMMMNNN!! That girl wants my KOOFT!!!!!

by G Weeci October 20, 2011

kofi

when a persons self worth severely exceeds thier abilities. This is usually done in a manner in which the KOFI has no idea they are actually doing anything incorrect, since it makes perfect sense to them.

KOFI can also be used as anything in place of any negative descriptive word.

Man you really KOFI'd that one up.
If you were any more kofi i would have to fire you.
My kofi car battery is kofi dead dangit!
I just had a bad kofi.
That kofi smells, use the bathroom.
That computer is kofi'd up, can you crack the admin password?

by A Constant Hawk July 31, 2011

Konfig

Any person who is a complete fucktard and has no idea what warez are even though he's blatantly having a conversation about them

"im not talking about warez :P" then..
"i cloned it from a friend" followed by..
"hehehe warez is downloadin it from the web well my friend paid for it so who careS :P"

by ShotMonkey October 11, 2004

koolito

Like The Word Kool/Koolio

Omg That Was Koolito

by Paige-georgina August 11, 2007