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A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.
Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"
by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018
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Keyboard King

Someone who can only talk shit online and makes excuses as to why they won't say their insults through voice and/or video chat.
Troll: Hey fat fucking retard. You gonna kill yourself now or later?
Normie: shut up you keyboard king.

Troll: LMFAOOOOO THIS FUCKING LOSER!!!
Normie: You wanna talk in call or video since you're typing your mouth away?
Troll: Nah I'mma laugh at how ugly you are lmfaoooo.
Normie: point proven. keyboard king.
by ScarletSteed March 2, 2020
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Keyboard Cowboys

The ultimate code slinger. Wild, impulsive, living on the edge and taking risks without worrying about the consequences. May or may not singlehandedly take down a corrupt government to aid the public.

Derivative from the 1995 film hackers starring Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller.
"You wanted to know who I am zero cool? Well, let me explain the new world order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are samurai, Keyboard Cowboys and all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle. Moo."
by Kevin Mitnick 1 June 13, 2020
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Keyboard Talker

A person that talks over the computer without hesitation, yet when is in public seems to cower and quiver at the idea of talking to people because he is so timid.
Hey have you met my friend Anthony? He always converses with me on the computer, but never in person. He must be a keyboard talker.
by The Liker June 11, 2012
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Frosty Keyboard

A keyboard that has the visual appearance of being "frosted" in some areas due to an individual using Instant messenger while watching/ and or right after watching pornographic imagery whilst pleasuring themselves. the gradual buildup of residue can be described as "frosting"
You should'nt watch porn and use chat, you'll get a Frosty keyboard!

i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it

Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted
by madd-monkey March 3, 2011
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Keyboard Slamming

Keyboard Slamming is the action of rapidly typing random keys normally in all uppercase and can be usually found in TikTok comments.
"PLEASEEE BAHAHJHUWHFULIUDWUIG"
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."
by why're you looking here? October 27, 2020
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Smashing The Keyboard

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.
Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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