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Frosty Keyboard

A keyboard that has the visual appearance of being "frosted" in some areas due to an individual using Instant messenger while watching/ and or right after watching pornographic imagery whilst pleasuring themselves. the gradual buildup of residue can be described as "frosting"
You should'nt watch porn and use chat, you'll get a Frosty keyboard!

i should really clean my keyboard, its got a nice layer of Frosting over it

Dave offered to lend me his keyboard, but i declined because it was Frosted
by madd-monkey March 3, 2011
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Keyboard Talker

A person that talks over the computer without hesitation, yet when is in public seems to cower and quiver at the idea of talking to people because he is so timid.
Hey have you met my friend Anthony? He always converses with me on the computer, but never in person. He must be a keyboard talker.
by The Liker June 11, 2012
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keyboard courage

false confidence expressed by people over social media that they would never display in person.
Ole boy had all kinds of keyboard courage on Twitter but got real quiet when he saw buddy in the club .
by Sebring's G-Rod December 4, 2015
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Keyboard Adrenaline

A sudden surge in typing speed, usually due to a time pressure or a spontaneous good idea. The typer finds himself typing almost twice as quickly as he usually does. Most words typed end up misspelled.
John wanted to end his sentence on Facebook Chat before Katie could interfere, so he had a temporary keyboard adrenaline rush.

As Peter was just about to cum, he had a keyboard adrenaline rush that found him some more desirable porn to blow his load on.

Hypnotoad was having a keyb-ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD
by Nickobanditowsoid November 29, 2009
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Keyboard Cowboys

The ultimate code slinger. Wild, impulsive, living on the edge and taking risks without worrying about the consequences. May or may not singlehandedly take down a corrupt government to aid the public.

Derivative from the 1995 film hackers starring Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller.
"You wanted to know who I am zero cool? Well, let me explain the new world order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are samurai, Keyboard Cowboys and all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle. Moo."
by Kevin Mitnick 1 June 13, 2020
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Keyboard Hardman

when there's a guy or gal online who talks tough online, but really are wimps offline ie "there's this bloke constantly sayin on Bebo he's gonna tear me a new one but i think he's a bit of a keyboard hardman"
by granite_sheep September 12, 2009
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Keyboard Masage

When your colleague thinks its a good idea to mess with you and takes it upon him/herself to rub your keyboard and open all of your apps.
Boss: Where's that report johnny?
Johnny: Sorry boss I am closing all of my opened windows at the moment, tim gave me a Keyboard Masage.
Tim: Hah working hardly or hardly working?
Boss: Tim, your gay
Tim: *you're
Boss: Your fired
Tim: *You're
by Liam sal 1 April 15, 2013
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