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Kermit Stick

two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.

when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them
todd go shove a Kermit stick down your throat
by RamerRihno27 December 10, 2018
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Kermit

a word with emphasis on the "mit" as opposed to the normal pronunciation of kermit, to sound more like "commit," in reference to Jenna Marbles' Italian Greyhound, Kermit, who is particularly scared, nervous, and always looks sad.
I'm gonna kermit; I'm gonna kermit suicide. (joking context)
by TreasureHead August 4, 2017
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Kermit

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
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Kermit Worshipper

A person that has devoted his or her life to praying to the only one and true god Kermit the frog.
One key figure of a true Kermit worshipper is knocking on a strangers door and gives out a pamphlet (usually in a Kermit voice but not always)
*Knock Knock*
Stranger: Hello?
Kermit Worshipper: H-hello missster do you have a moment to talk about the one true god Kermit the frog?
*Stranger Slams the door*
by Higginsworth May 19, 2018
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kermiting

when you are so grumpy you do kermit grumpy squished up face
why are you kermiting right now?
by theurbangamer February 15, 2023
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Kermit Sudoku

(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.

What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.

If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024
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President Kermit

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen
by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024
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