“Head count?”
“There is a kale”
“There is a kale”
by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020
Get the Kalemug. a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want 🤦🏾 ♂️
also a knights radiant #ifykyk
also a knights radiant #ifykyk
by kalekholin November 24, 2021
Get the kale kholinmug. by pphole March 28, 2021
Get the kalemug. 
Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.
The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.
by asiaisbetterthanamerica November 22, 2021
Get the Kalemug. if your name is kale you’re a whore, you probably copy everything everyone does, you’re probably a lying skank, and you are super annoying
by rollinginturf October 21, 2022
Get the kalemug. by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018
Get the st. micheal's kalemug.