The hottest man alive. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He gets all the girls, every girl secretly likes him and wants to date him. He is 5'11 and slays every bitch cause he's EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. He's a skinny niggah with a long dick. He will fascinate you in bed. Coolest guy you'll ever meet. Extremely popular due to his amazing personality and looks. In the end, he's fucking amazing. & perfect.
by ilovekalebelton<3 November 10, 2013
Get the kale beltonmug. by Byte_fyi October 1, 2025
Get the Kale-bwangumug. “Head count?”
“There is a kale”
“There is a kale”
by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020
Get the Kalemug. annoying girl who is very weird . she is a celebrity and no one knows her . underground artist / singer . she raps as well
by therealgoobygoober September 12, 2020
Get the kalesmug. That one guy who loves violently jerking off to his sonic fan game sonic emerald madness. He loves fingering john cena in his free time and adores touching miners. This guy is not verey cool and I really really really hate him! Every single time I join call hes like "OH ITS THAT GUY" LIKE SHUT UP IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by gooberman24 December 29, 2024
Get the KALEmug. A Brunei slang to describe a Bruneian with a Indian descent, commonly used by Bruneians to go to “kadai kaling”
Woi lajutah lakas ke kadai kaling
by balloon2ez January 26, 2022
Get the Kalingmug. A very hot sexy beast. Usually friendly and nice, and has a huge dick. He is very good in bed and all the females love him
by Isabella Abanto November 22, 2021
Get the Kalemug.