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KALE

That one guy who loves violently jerking off to his sonic fan game sonic emerald madness. He loves fingering john cena in his free time and adores touching miners. This guy is not verey cool and I really really really hate him! Every single time I join call hes like "OH ITS THAT GUY" LIKE SHUT UP IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by gooberman24 December 29, 2024
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Kale kholin

a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want

also a knights radiant #ifykyk
Be like kale kholin he's cool
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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Kaling

A Brunei slang to describe a Bruneian with a Indian descent, commonly used by Bruneians to go to “kadai kaling”
Woi lajutah lakas ke kadai kaling
by balloon2ez January 26, 2022
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Kale

Kale is a loud and happy person. Who does things around friends that would never cross his mind in front of his parents.
Kale (no lettuce name of person)
“Hey kale, look at the ball” kale-“haha”
by My name is sissy January 12, 2022
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Kale

Kale is the most handsome boy ever and he is a simp(.)
by thesimper October 8, 2020
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Kalee and tate

Two people who are too shy to talk but secretly have a huge crush that will blossom there freashman year,
Two shy lovers such as kalee and Tate
by Osup October 1, 2012
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Kale

Not fat.
Kale is not fat
by That Homeless Kid June 29, 2020
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