The hottest man alive. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He gets all the girls, every girl secretly likes him and wants to date him. He is 5'11 and slays every bitch cause he's EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. He's a skinny niggah with a long dick. He will fascinate you in bed. Coolest guy you'll ever meet. Extremely popular due to his amazing personality and looks. In the end, he's fucking amazing. & perfect.
by ilovekalebelton<3 November 11, 2013
(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
by hellomynameisloca December 22, 2018
The most shitiest person you'll ever meet in your entire life. Fakes everything, from his insta profile to his fucking life. Is a terrible liar, can backstab even the one whom he loves the most for money. Stole his mother's jwellery at the age of 16, played money scam on a foolish lover boy.
by ChachaBihari November 23, 2021
A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content
by starterpack February 13, 2025
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker
by ohnoniall October 11, 2015