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jonny law

Slow down moose, Jonny law is waiting up the road.
Jonny law gave me another speeding ticket today.
by lisarath November 7, 2005
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jonnah

A boy with brown hair, freckles, probably from the UK but raised in North America. Is funny if he's with someone he's comfortable with, but otherwise he's kind of clumsy and cute. He'll say stupid things and not notice for hours. He's really happy and would never make you feel bad about yourself on purpose, and he would fight to the death for the people he cared about
Therese- Hey, Jonnah came with me to the movies as friends and he was nice enough to not make a move!

Lila- If I were you'd, I'd want you Jonnah to make a move on me, have you seen him?!
by Annabeth_41 May 15, 2014
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jonnie

another word for condom. commonly used b 14-24 year olds because condom sounds way too serious.
guy : i'll just get a jonnie then i'll screw you so hard you'll moan till tuesday
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Jonny

Jonny generally partly latino. Outwards appearance is generally described as god like, notable features include big brown eyes that seem to search the very depths of your soul.

A guy who will keep on giving, no matter how many girl's have hurt him or taken him for granted.

A Jonny is also a sweet talker, and should becareful that he doesnt lure the girls in too far, as they are generally blinded by his smooth words.

A Jonny usually meets a girl who is already taken and may be left wondering... why? but the girl tends to come back to Jonny realizing he is just, simply, amazing.
This girl will mostly likely have big brown eyes and a captivating smile, she will be his angelita.

A Jonny will end up with a girl of mixed descents one being dutch and the other unknown.
You're my Jonny.
by Chcikchick BOOO<M February 25, 2011
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jonny sniper

Same as bunny boiler really.... basically a needy, emotionally unstable, pretty much crazy bird who'll go to extremes to keep you in a relationship.

The phrase refers to the girl putting holes in your condoms in order to get herself pregnant to keep you tied down.
That bitch is crazy. She's a jonny sniper.
by _J@Y_ December 19, 2007
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Jonine

Pronouced as JOE - NEEN -an extremely scheduled woman of exceptional quality who brings order and structure to those in her world. One who definitely hates the song "Joleen." Commonly reduced to Jenine, Joann, or Jonie when introduced.
When Jonine entered the room and introduced herself she made sure to articulate her name correctly.
by I'm NOT Joleen February 3, 2010
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Jonny the Homocidal Maniac

An extremely funny comic book series by Jhonen Vasques(The maker of Invader Zim) about an artistically challenged man named Jonny who (guess what) kills people...and he ALWAYS gets away with it with the aid of his skilled tormentors(Read I Feel Sick 1 & 2. It reveals much more about Jonny's predicament.)Over all a good and hillarious read. And come on, people. Anything by Jhonen is great!!
In Jonny the Homocidal Maniac(JtHM), the police man says,"You wasted a perfectly good baby!!"
by LaurenFrancis May 26, 2005
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