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Jon is the sweetest boy with the biggest smile. Very few people know his true self as he keeps his personal feelings to himself, but the few that do know he’s an amazing person with a big heart. He’s very empathetic and kind. Jon spends his time listening to music, playing guitar, and thinking about his girlfriend. In school he tries to be mysterious, but under all of that he’s probably listening to tv girl and playing Pokémon go on his phone.
Jon is so :3
Jon by Thumperdough November 25, 2023
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A semen and maple stripe slurry added to Michigan pancakes.
Alice: whip up some Jon for my pancakes.
Bob: okay, gimme a minute
Jon by LoveEveryWomanISee January 17, 2024
jon is a one of a kind guy. hes a daft cunt and can often fluent in malay. he has many talents! jon is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and the way he forgets takeaways are impressive. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a jon, keep him around.
"that guy looks like a jon"
"yeah weird how is son is asian"
jon by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024
lets just say hes pwitty cwacked at fortine, also a big hit with the dordy sorts😉, he has a 2inch dick and likes his tummy being tiggled. btw hes gonna make prob 1mil a yr from his gold card (50% get it).
#loveislove
#gaypower
#dordy sorts come my way. @jonjw14
jon slays the night away
jon by no12345676543 February 27, 2024
everyones fav dilf
“hey have you seen jon’s post on insta?”
“yes UGH hes such a dilf!!”
jon by jonfangirl March 2, 2024
Jon is a man of great substance, and a teller of tales. Jon would sit on his porch surrounded by the vagrants of the world, telling tales of small butt plugs he maneuvered and McGuyvered in times of need; tales of the seedy underbelly of dildo factories, and tales on how to get a free hamburger on a Tuesday, to name a few.

Men were jealous of Jon and women wanted him. They longed for Jon to satisfy them orally as Jon was known as the king of oral pleasure. When Jon performed oral on the lucky women… the geyser like wetness could be heard and seen for miles around.

Unsuspecting people would feel drops of fluid dripping down upon them when on evening walks and while grilling burgers in backyards.

In addition to the wetness felt blocks away, one could hear a ‘pop’ sound that can only be described as a wet hard hammer hitting a nail.

The women Jon performed oral on were sent away after having been serviced. They were never the same. They spent the rest of their lives searching….. searching …. For that feeling again; feeling of explosive intense pleasure.

Women would bring sandwiches to Jon and his dog a Charlie but to no avail.

Jon would accept their sandwiches and then send them on their way.

On warm days one can still smell the deli meat and the despair of the women Jon had turned away time and time again.
Jon was performing oral on a cross-eyed woman who could see straight immediately after reaching peak ecstasy.
Jon by Frodo Hoofenstein March 18, 2024