johnathon

1. When you race a friend to the Porta-Potty.
2. When you run a long way to get to the Porta-Potty.

1. I ran a johnathon against Jack.
2. Dylan ran a johnathon because the Porta-Potty was 30 yards away.

by DarthRM February 27, 2015

johnathon cena

A John Cena poser. Thinks he is the greatest man alive, but is as useful as a tin can with AIDS.

Donald Trump is a really big Johnathon Cena.

by Woodchuck Norris March 7, 2016

Johnay

A cute ass girl who dresses nice all the time,you’ll want to hang out with her she’s lit. Shes a romantic, kind and generous person. Give her one night and she’ll snatch your soul you’ll be coming back for more (I should know) Don’t leave your girl around her.

“Tell me how Johnay just hmu”

by pumpumdestroyer December 2, 2017

Johnathan

A word to describe a total douche. This guy is usually the one your girlfriend will cheat on you with. If she's smarter than that, then he'll be the one to coax her into it. A Johnathan drinks heavily and smokes dope 24/7. His music choice is the shittiest of rap. He wears only wife-beaters and sags his camo shorts. You do not want to be around a Johnathan.

God, that guy is such a Johnathan.

Ah, my girlfriend cheated on me with Johnathan!

by thatguychris423 August 5, 2014

johnrey

sasquatch!
a pig found in zimbabwe, with incredibly smelly toes

person one: you see that guy over there?
person two: yeee, his feet smell! he is such a johnrey!

by bahnahbah April 29, 2009

Johnathan

A fuckin weeb

Johnathan is such a weeb

by TaKshi69420 December 3, 2019

Johnathan

He is fat, gets no girls, has very ugly skin, has chapped lips. Johnathan is a type of boy you’ll want out of your life, he acts white

You will never want a Johnathan in your life

by Very honest May 21, 2018