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JOEY

a goofy poo who says they're john pork. I MEAN LOOK AT THE RESEMBLANCE
Joey = john pork
by jaxksskittle May 22, 2023
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Joey

Joey is an amazing guy to hang out with. He's a nice guy with permanent Jason Statham-Hairstyle. His taste of music is lit. He loves Sosa and going straight up. Joey is cooler than an cooler and also cooler than other guys, such as Johannes and Johann. A Joey knows how to be the best bro and is also an legendary dude.
If someone named Joey comes to you the shit is about to get real. A Joey is always 21 and an savage. If young Joey don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you. It's Joey on the beat so it's not nice. I praise the Lord, then break the Joey.
by sneekonfleek April 6, 2020
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Joey

Joey is a good man. He will literally take your breath away! He will write you poems and tell you that some of the best days of your lives have yet to come. He will call you beautiful everyday, and tell you that he’s been wishing for you his whole life!!! He is not corny. He’s a real man, a good man, a man you would want to spend all the days you have left with! All he wants is for you to be happy, and you think to yourself “how did I get so lucky?”
I'm Always thinking of you,
from the Start of the day until the end,

it feels so easy Trying life with you,

i will always keep Reminding you of your

beauty,
building something with you is Ideal to me,
i like you i want you, you're all I Desire.

It’s so easy with Joey!
by Your Pocahontas August 14, 2023
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Joey

Any Random guy you find outside, usually in a store or supermarket like a 711. Loves to interrupt people and is a workaholic.
Wow, I just found a Joey at Walmart
by LolGotYouNN May 10, 2021
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Joey

A Joey is someone that does something or acts like something that is weird and cringe. A Joey can be someone doing something that you can’t believe they did branding them a Joe or Joey
Morgan is such a Joey don’t you think.

You are such a Joe
by Don’t let the vettel January 4, 2022
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joey

Verb used to describe relieving your bowels. Named after the baby kangaroo being taken out of pocket. Usually a huge amount of waste like the size of a baby kangaroo
I just took a joey in that toilet and it smelled terrible and clogged it.
by Pugz84 October 28, 2020
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Joey

A dumb childish pimple face poes, always wearing fake designer and thinks he has bitches but his a bitchless, broke boy and forever in girls dm’s and is forever getting bat from peoples ex’s
“Man that kid that Joey is so wack bro he tried getting with my ex and he got bat obviously

“that kid is too wack bro he hasn’t even been high school for a year “
by Riccdic June 18, 2020
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