Jesse

Metrosexual charming guy. All love him but he's too much of a cocky bastard to choose just one girl. He's got to have at least 4 of them. He's musical and talented but short and childlike. Jesses tend to attract many people them with either their devastatingly good looks or their personality. You will never be disappointed when you've got a Jesse around. You might have to buy him some boots to make up for his height. Jesses overall are pretty cool.

"He's a total Jesse you guys!"

by hiyouarenotme January 2, 2012

Jesse

A chemical-based meatbag. He thinks he is better than everyone. Don't ever be a friend of Jesse's.

Jesse) YOUR CHEATING.
Abby) im not even on that
Jesse)says personal and mean stuff
Abby)goes to teacher crying.
Jesse)I didn't do anything
Abby)slaps him

by Obesity July 3, 2018

Jesse

A dumb faggot that plays Gta5 all day and refuses

That kid is like Jesse always playing Gta5

by Chode Muncher656 April 26, 2017

Jess

The best

Person : ITS JESS
Other person : WOAH!!!

by WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT December 8, 2020

Jesse

Jesse is someone in his late 20s who is very childish and thinks he knows literally everything, plus he makes outrageous story's up like sticking his arm in a deep fryer or how he makes the best chilli

- dude I just flew on a pterodactyl's back across eygpt

- your such a Jesse

by RoyRogersMcfreely September 1, 2016

Jesse

He’s an ass hole

Why’d you rage quit Jesse.

by Fag 123 February 24, 2019

Jesse

A big gay faggot. Who has the biggest gay out of every single gay around

“Did u see Jesse”

“Yah he has the big gay”

by Jesseisgay April 10, 2019