jams and jellies

Referring to make-up.

Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!

by b. hanback June 25, 2009

Jelly Clarkson

The preppy way of Being completely jealous. Instead of saying i'm jealous it went to Jelly and now to celebrity names. So basically some retards decided to name Kelly with Jelly and now its Jelly Clarkson

Jenny "hey girl, were did you get your bag?!!"
Stacey "Juicy Couture arnt you in love with it?"
Jenny" TOTS.. i'm so Jelly Clarkson"
Stacey "Your So..Jelly Pickler!!"

by Nicky x3 May 28, 2012

jelly fingers

A sticky purple or red substance found on a child's hand as a result of being a little kid. Often found on the back of DVD's, CD's, or any other valuables.

Get your jelly fingers off of my stuff!

by Dookadookydoo April 27, 2006

Jelly Bowl

A very loose vagina filled with a lubricant.

I thought I was going to get some hot, tight, pussy but it turned out to be nothing more than a jelly bowl.

by BravoD January 20, 2009

Jelly Squad

Authority Officials that in which do not have much authority, mostly unarmed guards.

Hey dude, they can't do anything to us, it's only the jelly squad.

by Brimart92 April 21, 2008

u jelly

U Jelly? is an online catchphrase used as a shorthand for “you jealous?”, an inflammatory remark typically interpreted as a form of trolling in discussions and comments.

Similar to "U MAD, the phrase is typically said in a boastful manner to cause annoyance. On imageboards, the expression is often accompanied by a cartoon character wearing a smirk.

2400 out of 2400 on sat, u jelly?

Lvl 100 in lol, u jelly?

by u jelly noob! April 27, 2012

Jelly poon

The act of a male putting jelly on his finger and fingering a girl, jelly on his tongue and eating out a girl, or jelly on his penis and having sex with a girl.

Dude, I'm gonna go out this weekend, get some grape jelly and jelly poon my girlfriend!

by Jellystein November 10, 2009