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Japanese Rain Goggles

A made-up term used by Charlie Sheen in the Two and a Half Men episode entitled "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop" aired on 11/22/2010. There is much speculation that it might be a crude sexual term like many of the invented sex acts seen here on Urban Dictionary. Many fans have created their own obscene definitions on sites such as Yahoo Answers.

Some have theorized that Japanese Rain Goggles may be in reference to Mejikara anti-wrinkle goggles, which are made of silicone rubber. Charlie may have meant Courtney's fake boobs, also made of silicone, were in his eyes.
Charlie: "Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese Rain Goggles?"
Allan: "I've never even heard of that."
Charlie: "Neither had I until last night and now I don't know how I ever lived without 'em!"

Girl: "What are Japanese Rain Goggles?"
Boy: "I'll show you later baby."
by alittleobsessive November 26, 2010
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Japanese Tripod

Three men point their johnsons towords the sky and join them together to form the shape of a tripod. Then a woman sits atop the "tripod" and bounces up and down, attemped to wedge all three men inside of her.
Mary had to have emergency surgery after she had a Japanese Tripod with the Dallas Cowboys.
by BlackSnowMan August 8, 2006
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Japanese Teardrop

n. An unexpected single drop of ejaculation that turns up ten minutes after the bolt has been shot, regardless of how thoroughly one mops the bell-end. The missing fish.
(Ten minutes after a rigorous masturbation session)
Roger: “What the… Oh no!”
Clive: “What’s up?”
Roger: “Japanese Teardrop…”
Clive: “Too much detail mate… Not cool!”
by J.May December 27, 2009
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Japanese Muscle

A Japanese car that is a classic car and is very fast for its engine size.
Japanese Muscle cars:
Nissan Skyline R34
Mazda RX7
Toyota Supra
Acura NSX
Older Lancer Evo's
by RollinOnS2K October 27, 2008
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Japanese Puberty

A stage in a Japanese persons life where they think they're a pokemon.
Doctor: Well it appears your brother is going through Japanese Puberty.

Seto: No! Mokuba say something!

Mokuba: Bulba! Bulbasaur!
by Black Bear Samurai April 1, 2010
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Japan

The land of the rising sun.
A island nation to the east near Korea.
Often overrated by anime junky.
Many people in North American and parts of Europe have many misconceptions about Japan. Many believe that the country lives, eats, sleeps, and breaths anime and people still walk around with swords and ninja and shoguns are still about. Even though weapons have been banned from civilians for years. Many people think Japan invented anime, well they are wrong all they did was improve on the idea of Disney cartoons that American GI’s brought over for entertainment. The reason why anime is where it’s at today is because you don’t have people who say animation is for kids nor do you have television producers saying.”You can’t put that on TV because its violent.”

The school system in japan is great even though they sometimes go to school 6 days a week depending on the school. Although Japan has little shootings “about 30 a year” more people just get stabbed. Teen suicide much like the rest of Asia is sky high because of the requirements of the Japanese school system.

Electronics in Japan are advanced even though 90% of them where invented in the US or other places. They go to Japan to become improved or mass produced. Stuff in Japan can be EXTREMELY expensive. A small two bedroom one bathroom apartment in Tokyo can cost around $700,000 US dollars.

Japan’s history is varied. From Shoguns and warriors of the feudal era to the atrocities of WW2 to stories of honor and respect. Although Japanese history classes are very vague on their history and their role in it.

Most Japanese people like the western influence because it made Japan the way it is today. Even though it involved the US dropping two atomic bombs on them and they hate they enjoy that the fact the US made them what it is. So it’s a trade off. *That part right there I got from interviewing a Japanese exchange student.*

Japan as a physical country is a really neat place. From mountains, valleys, rivers and lakes to the sandy and rocky beaches. Japan is a land of beauty.

So in all Japan is really a nice country and a great place to visit if you got the money to. But it is not a promise land so many people believe. Having been to Japan my self a few times I must say go to Japan for the culture beyond anime and electronics and the high-rises of the major cities and see the sights. Also don’t think of Japan as you see in anime and games think of it as a real country with real people like you and me. A good thing to if you go to Japan is to read up the different festivals and go to them. I guaranty your trip will be worth it.
Japan is a nice place to visit but not to live. Unless you got lot's of money.
by Woogy March 20, 2005
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